Read in today's paper ....

We(women) love men because...

They can't fake an orgasm even if they wanted to..

They will never understand us yet even so they go on trying...

They still manage to see our beauty,even when we ourselves no longer believe  it..

They understand equations,politics,maths and economics but not the feminine heart..

They are lovers who only rest when we have had(or pretend to have had)pleasure..

They manage to raise sport to something bordering on religion..

They are never afraid of the dark....

They insist on fixing things that are beyond their capacity ,dedicate themselves to this with utmost enthusiasm and get frustrated when they don't succeed...

We always know what they are thinking and when they open their mouth they say exactly what we imagined they would...

A man's biggest fear is not being a man(it never crosses a woman's mind not to be a woman..)

They have shoulders where we can rest our heads and sleep without much effort..

They are at peace with their bodies except for small insignificant things like growing bald and getting fat...

They are incredibly courageous in front of lizards and cockroaches...

They never lie about their age...

Despite everything they try to demonstate,they can't live without a woman...

When we tell them"I love you" they always ask us to explain exactly how :)